Never ending negotiations have taken a
darker turn July 20, 2015 with the terrorist attack conducted on the French
Ministry of Economy, Michel Sapin.
Mr Sapin, who drives his own car, thinks
his own thoughts and eats his own food, was refueling on his way back from
Brussels when he was brutally attacked by two Greek macro-economists clad in
traditional costumes. Mr Sapin was hit repeatedly with a Golden Rule and thus
lost his balance, breaking his right arm in two places, his left arm being
already broken since the vote of the Macron law.
The attack was claimed by the newly formed
group, Black Moussaka, which aims at restoring Greek’s honor via “delicious,
tasty and natural Greek cuisine, sound macroeconomics and attacking European
bean counters in their home countries”.
The two perpetrators fled on foot using
Marxist rhetoric in order to escape French police forces, mainly trained in
fighting liberal policies. It remains to be seen whether Mr Sapin will press
charges as the recently signed agreement between Greece and its creditors has
limited judicial powers in Greece to “hearing victims with a sympathetic ear
and severe scolding of miscreants via email”.
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